Tomato

In the kitchen, slicing tomatoes, for the mussel soup I was cooking.

Mister: Nganong itum man na? (Why is that black?)

He was referring to the tomatoes. They're not really black but brown. Black is itum in Bisaya. 

Me: Mao gyud na iyang design. (That is just its design.)

Hehehe.

Me: Kahibaw ka unsa ngan ani nga klase sa kamatis? ( Do you know what's the name of this kind of tomatoes?

Mister: Unsa man? (What is it?)

Me: Itum-matoes!

Actually, this brown tomato is called kumato. It tastes sweeter compared to the red ones.