Clearance Sale

On my way out to my allergist on Tuesday,  I saw a delivered package.  It was kind of big, and I thought it was the package I have been expecting from my mother.

No, it wasn't. It's for the mister.

He opened it immediately right after he put his office bag down.

It was a new black motorbike helmet.

His new helmet, a Biltwell Bonanza DOT

He tried it on.

"You bought a new one?" I asked. I gave him a retro style helmet years ago for Christmas.

He didn't answer me. He was busy checking himself on the mirror wearing his newly delivered purchase.

"Well, how much was it?" I asked further.

"It was on clearance!" he replied.

Hahahaha!

Men are like women too. As a defense for an unplanned purchase, they'll answer the same as us.