Punked!

Just this evening after dinner, the mister said he'd like to have coffee, and asked me if I would want a cup too. I said yes, of course.

I was lounging in the living room watching the last episode of an Asian drama. The boy was sitting beside me too watching a video on YouTube on his phone. Then, I heard the mister in the kitchen...

"'Lian, asa ang takuri? ('Lian, where's the kettle?)

"Naa gipatong sa stove." (It's on top of the stove.)

"Wa diri oy!" (It's not here!)

So, I stood up, went to the kitchen and pointed at the kettle. It's about 18" inches away from him. I went back to the living room again when...

"Asa ang kape gipalit nato ganina?" (Where's the coffee we bought earlier?)

I stood up again, gave him the bag of roasted coffee beans. I went back to the living room again.

"Asa ang gunting?" (Where's the kitchen shears?)

"Naa dapit sa takuri, ibabaw sa plato!" (It's near the kettle, on top of a plate!)

"Asa gud?" (Where?)

So, I stood up again, got the kitchen shears, which was located about a foot away from him. I thought I could watch my show peacefully after that when...

"'Lian, asa ang trivet?" ('Lian, where's the trivet?")

"Naa sa first shelf sa may kitchen cart." (It's on the first shelf on the kitchen cart.)

OH MY GAWD! I really think I was being punked!

I'm going to get the mister next time!