How do you spell relief?

Today, early morning, the boy was being chatty. This is very unusual since he's cranky in the morning, and very chatty after school when I pick him up.

The boy: Ma, I wish all my farts will turn to burps.

Me: Ha!? ...Why?

The boy: You know, burps are okay. You don't have to hide it. You just cover your mouth when you do it. It's just hard to hide your farts especially when you're in school.

Hehehehe.

Happy Monday everyone.