I specifically told the young lady to keep in touch with Eduard. They met when they were toddlers, but didn't hang out as tweens until last Sunday, exactly a week after the young lady arrived in London. He wanted to take her to Scotland, but she refused. I advised her to hang out, and have lunch or coffee first because a long trip is awkward when this would have been the first time they've seen each other since maybe middle school.
On Sunday afternoon, the young lady sent me a private message. An S.O.S. message!
The young lady: I am with Eduard today. He's nice and kind, but weird.
Me: Why weird?
TYL: He wants to hold hands???
Me: ((( WHAT? )))
TYL: It was fine when he paid for lunch because I though that was just friendly. But it weirded me out that he wanted to hold my hand. I want to vomit. He wasn't wearing a proper jacket. So, I offered my scarf. He said it's okay, and asked if we could hold hands to stay warm. The heck????
Me: Maybe it was intentional that he'd wear a light jacket for that reason. To hold your hand?
TYL: Ew.
Me: But he has a car?? Why can't he keep a jacket in his car?? It's not like he has to carry it around on the subway or bus??
TYL: I hate boys.
Me: There are weird boys, but I think Eduard is weirder! He's a league of his own.
The young lady said he was fine at first, but it just became weirder and weirder. I told the mister about her ordeal, and he kept asking me if she was in her dorm already. Then...
Me: There are weird boys, but I think Eduard is weirder! He's a league of his own.
TYL: Oh no, Ma! His car broke down!
Me: What happened?
TYL: There is something wrong with the clutch. There is someone helping us.
Me: How far are you from your dorm?
TYL: About 5 minutes or a little more. ...WHAT! He just called this is a date?! I thought we were just catching up?
Me: What? WTH, Yna!"
TYL: Mama, he said, 'I can't believe the car broke down. Sorry for a crappy first date.' ...I DID NOT KNOW THIS IS A DATE! Tell Papa, Ma. I felt tricked.
TYL: Mama, he said, 'I can't believe the car broke down. Sorry for a crappy first date.' ...I DID NOT KNOW THIS IS A DATE! Tell Papa, Ma. I felt tricked.
I had to get something in the kitchen, so I asked the boy to answer for me.
He said, "Ew! What the junk! You better bail!"
TYL: 'DOY, DON'T BE A GROSS BOY. I'm bailing ASAP. ...I want to walk home, but it's a 40 minute walk.
The boy: You better sprint then!
TYL: Tow truck is coming in 5 minutes. Please pray for me. I NEED IT!
I was done with what I had to do in the kitchen, and...
"MAAAAA, HELP ME!"
The mister kept telling me to tell the young lady to ride a bus or the train instead. ASAP! We didn't want her in the situation for even a few seconds longer anymore.
Then, she said that the tow truck came already. I kept asking her if she was home but no answer. In less than an hour, she said, "YES, I'M HOME."
((( Praise the Lord! Halleluja! )))
((( Praise the Lord! Halleluja! )))
In the evening, the young lady called us, and she said...
"I ALMOST DIED TODAY.
...of MORTIFICATION."
18 comments:
whoa.....that was freaky and scary. glad your YL got home safe.
Oh dear I can only imagine how awkward it must have been for your daughter.
Kapresko sa bata. I hope guapo pod siya, Miss Lili kay gibati man sya'g kagwapo.
That moment when the clock suddenly slows down. Must be the longest 5 minutes of Yna's life. hehehe!
He's gross! Yuck! Those kind of people are yuck! Presko!
Kadespirado sa laki!
Mader, this is my second time to comment here, and all I can say is how ijara and despicable is a man to lure a girl into "catching up" but believe it as a "first date". A man should ask for a date and call it a date. Lahi ra ang ilaron nimo ang girl. I'm sorry to what happened to Yna, Mader. I am glad is she is alright. Tell her to stay away from that fool!
Uhm, even if im a guys, i would not hold hands on a first date, yet, it was not declared a date. That's a creepy really one! should agree with all the comments. :)_
I hope YL moved on from this experience. And I hope "Ed" will never do this again. He should learn the difference of catching up and a date. He should also learn to ask a lady properly in the future.
Yong sabihin sa yo na libre ngunit may mga hidden fees pala. Nakakainis yon kasi naloko ka. Parang ganito rin yon kaso mas terrifying lang yong nangyari kay YL. Makakapagmura ka talaga ng AMPANGIT MO!
Pathetic naman n'yan! Good thing YL is safe! Chaka ba? As in? Hehe
Sure ako hindi yan sasagot si Miss Lili ng something mean at di rin yan magsisinungaling. Hahahaha. Ibig sabihin mag-no comment lang yan Si Miss Lili sa tanong mo, Senyor Iskwater. Tama ba Miss?
Senyor, you're bek!
Anon 1:59, you're right. No comment nga si Miss Lili.
Ysn, giats ba ani oy. Hahahaha. Makajugags!
The who man tong tigcomment sa imong account. I knew it wasn't you but using your account ang giahak.
Love you and miss you, badj! ~Badje
Gags ka badj! Ameow oy!
Idushka waks oy! Ug wa gihack akong account ha?! Naay duha nga maka access ani. Gagers nangomment. Off limits na ang ahuda hur.
Miss you badj. Panawag pod oy. Shudi shagit ug Darna kay di na ta silingan! Hahaha
Yanix, na wayuk ox! hahaha
si Mamey V ni.
Hi, Lil. Saw your FB stat yesterday. So the sister was angry that her brother is called ugly but she's not brothered that he's kinda creepy? His behavior was without a doubt UGLY! Therefore, he's ugly.
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